"The crickets felt it was their duty to warn everybody that summertime cannot last for ever. Even on the most beautiful days in the whole year – the days when summer is changing into autumn – the crickets spread the rumor of sadness and change."
―E.B. White, Charlotte's Web
What irritates me...
There are many things that irritate me more often than this sorry soul in everyday life (such as the phone ringing when the baby has just gone to sleep - AHH!), but after last night, this icky selfish bache-tard is by far the most irritating, awful, mean twit of a man...